Tiny Hands Equal Enormous Wrath

Tiny Hands Equal Enormous Wrath

Next door neighbors are

extremely close to feeling

my small-handed wrath

Here's what I'd like to do: knock on their door and when it opens up, I'd slap the woman across the face and leave a hamster hand print on her cheek. Then the guy would come running to her rescue and I would kick him in the knee. Then I'd yell, "What the hell are you guys doing to make so much God damn noise?!! Can't you two ever just shut up and sit down and not move!?" But then again that is always my little fantasy, that all people everywhere would just sit down, just up and not move. And that I slap them and kick their knees. The neighbor jerk faces deserve this wrath though, they are continually making clunking noises, chair dragging sounds, and earlier this morning they were playing classical music with a French horn solo. A French horn people! At least have the decency to play some opera. Savages.