My Platitude
Ho! Suck it, John Tesh!
Ameliorate elsewhere
like a well bottom
A few weeks ago I was riding with a friend who was rapid-fire changing radio stations. He paused for a few seconds when he came to the dulcet tones of John Tesh's lush voice. I looked at my friend, smiling sweetly, hoping silently that he would for the love of Jesus and all that is holy change the station. I bit my lip. I smiled more broadly. I sweated profusely. I thought about grabbing the wheel and crashing the car. I waited as long as I could before I could wait no more, when finally "Suck it John Tesh!" came tumbling out of my mouth. My friend looked at me for a moment and then changed the station.
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