What I Want
Soak in a hot tub
Oompa Loompas feeding me
chicken legs and cake
I sucked tea down my windpipe the other day and ever since then I have been coughing my guts out; I'm quite positive I have some sort of bog situation in my lungs. I also have a sore throat and a headache from coughing so much. What does this have to do with anything? Well, I feel oogey, and the only remedy is the above: a really lovely soak in a hot tub of water, with small orange dwarf humans wearing overalls feeding me the legs of chickens and some cake. I'm pretty sure it could be any kind of cake, but I would be especially happy if it was cup cakes. Then the little Oompa Loompas could more easily grasp the food they gingerly place in my coughing gullet. And I don't care if they see my boobs either.
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