Cheer Elder
The rhinestones sparkled
She smoothed it with wrinkled hands
short shorts for old legs
In the gym the other night, I found an older women in the locker room hanging some sort of fabulous blue bedazzled two-piece number on a hanger. It seemed like a cheer-leading outfit for the older set and I have no idea why she had this thing in the locker room. Did she wear it to work out in? Does she carry this outfit around all the time, hoping she'll be spotted by a company that hires the elderly to lead motivational cheers for the incontinent? Before I had a chance to ask her why she possessed such wondrous garb, she walked out, taking the sparkling magic with her. I wait for her return.
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