Just in Case
Just in Case
Homeless currency
hobo emergency bags
roving bums paid off
I have several bags of cans in my trunk. I keep them there in case I am attacked by roving bands of errant hobos. I figure I can buy my way out of a kidnapping, some sort of bum gang beat in, or a sad clown hobo sex scandal. I don't know why I would be involved in a sad clown hobo sex scandal, but I got payment in aluminum. Just in case.
sad clown hobo sex scandal! Dude that's story waiting to be told ala Stephen King and set in that weird suburban vortex with the cool theater.
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