The Pouf Pie Device

The Pouf Pie Device

Build silent machine

to deliver pie to mouth

Pouf! Deliciousness

Last week I had a "Pie Friday" with a friend. We had this insanely yummy blueberry cream cheese pie, and she said she wanted some sort of mechanism that would deliver pie to her mouth while she laid upon the couch. I said that perhaps I could construct a machine like the one in Poe's The Pit and the Pendulum that would drop pie off on every sweep. She said it had to be silent, stirring no air currents and not distracting her eye in any way. Since I am not a pie wizard, nor an engineering master capable of building silent machinery, the pouf pie device will have to wait.