Dentist Gang Universe
They stalk through the streets
Tiny mirrors peek in maws
spying our terror
In another universe, there are dentist gangs that roam the streets with their picks and mirrors, seeking patients and causing terror. They are like the gangs in Westside Story, snapping their way through the avenues and boulevards, dancing in tennis shoes from the 60s, spinning dental chairs around and pointing those strange space ship-like lights at people's mouths. I am so glad that I do not live in this universe. Dentists should be kept in small spaces away from the general public, preferrably in chains and cages. Although I guess I wouldn't mind seeing them dance.
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