Tell Me Do

Tell Me Do

Why will no one tell

when dedicated crusties

reside in my nose?

I do not understand this. Why do you let me sit and talk to you when it's obvious that I have crap in my nose? Tell me I have bats in the belfry. Also tell me when I have crap in my teeth. And when I have mascara on places other than my eyelashes. And when I have obvious flakes in my hair. And smutch on my face. And when my tags are sticking out. And when my belly is hanging over my belt loops. And when my gun is showing.