Nicolas Cage
His dopey horse face
holds two ice blue marble eyes
that I wish to smash
What's with Nicolas Cage anyway? He's been in some great things, things that I truly love like Raising Arizona and Con Air (yes, I like Con Air), but then most of the rest of the time I just wish to slap his face and tell him to snap out of it. No, no more strange mini toupees Nicolas, just follow Bruce Willis's example and cut that shite off. Quit trying to grow out what you have because it doesn't work; long and stringy isn't sexy. Plus with your face it looks like a mane.
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