On the Oven
In one, with cheetah
In another, wrapped in boa
Bad hair with the cat
On the side of my tiny oven, I have a couple of photos. One is me and my brother posed with a highly drugged cheetah at the Wildlife Safari. I am about 11, and I have a short curly permanent, crooked teeth and a weight problem. The photo is phenomenal. You would beg me to see it if you knew it was a possibility. The other photo is quite recent, I think I mentioned it before, where I had a boa constrictor wrapped around my neck at the state fair. This one is also phenomenal, but because I look like a dark-haired Britney Spears. Totally. You want to come to my house now don't you?
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