Helen Gurley Brown's Baby is a Liar

Helen Gurley Brown's Baby is a Liar

Cosmo lied to me

promising some instruction

showing hot sex moves

I bought a Cosmo magazine because it had some headlines on the cover that promised enlightening information that I could use in my pursuit of guaranteed orgasms and love moves that turn him to mush. Well I have to tell you that these headlines were bogus, the articles had nothing to do with what was printed on the cover. Seriously, I looked at the headlines and then at the table of contents, then at the article and nothing made sense. I still can't guarantee an orgasm, nor do I have a dozen moves that will make a man my love slave. I should have just bought the handcuffs instead.