Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

He pumps around track

All sinew that needs slow cook

to make flavor pop

There's an older dude that walks around the park across the street from my work everyday at a furious pace. He sometimes walks with hand weights pumping his biceps, but he always walks without a shirt. Normally I would say older dude, put thy shirt back on (See: The Old and the Shirtless) but this guy has earned the right to show off his pectorals in the late summer heat. The man is nothing but muscle and sinewy goodness. One day I asked my co-worker, "Does this guy have a name?" She answered, "I call him muffin." Oh yes, I know the muffin man.