Pet Names = Owl Doom
Hello pumpkin pie
Mad scientist's phone number?
But I like the owls...
Today I was calling someone cutsie names like pumpkin pie and sweet pea. They did not like it. They said they were going to get neon-eyed owls with razor claws and put them outside my window at night. Why would you say that to someone who was calling you cookie face? Now I have to get some owl traps and anti-owl spray and an owl gun. And mice, so many mice.
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