Friday, March 16, 2012

The Herpetological Implications of Danny Glover's Teeth

The Herpetological Implications of Danny Glover's Teeth

Sibilant snake talk
Your teeth have lost their anchor
What happened Murtaugh?

Has anyone else noticed that Danny Glover now has a speech impediment, whereas he didn't have one before? I first noticed it in The Shooter, a horrible horrible movie with Mark Wahlberg. It seemed like Mr. Glover was wearing some of those invisible braces and refused to take them out while he was shooting the movie, but now I see him in a new show on Fox called Touch, and it's the same thing. What the hell happened? Did he get ill-fitting dentures? Did he chew on some gravel? Have a stroke? I think if we all pitched in a dollar, we could get Mr. Glover some new and better-fitting choppers. If however the issue is stroke-related, well, then, right on Mr. Glover. Keep on truckin'.

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  2. It's because he got braces, he just has the ones that are mostly clear. See image link for reference. It's quite possible, due to his age, that he got braces rather than something like invis-a-line because he's more familiar with braces. Not many people in his age bracket trust new things and stick with what they know.

    A close up of Danny smiling where you can see his braces. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/26/a0/d0/26a0d0f3502855fdf098a3756c098d14.jpg

    Also, you can't take out those types of braces, until your teeth are straight, and they have to be removed by a dentist as they are cemented to ones teeth. No person is going to have their braces removed just to shoot a movie or TV show and then go through the whole process and pay to have them put back in.

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