What I Saw on the Way to and from Work
Twinsy longshoremen
A hooded lady Ewok
Large man, little bike
This is all true. I saw two guys in a truck, both with beards and knit caps. I had to squint to make sure I wasn't seeing double. Then I saw the lady Ewok waiting to cross the street; she was the tiniest thing I had ever seen and her coat with hood engulfed her. On the way home I saw the large man on the little bike. It was pouring outside and the cars and wind were whipping sheets of water at this poor guy struggling to ride a bike that was obviously too small for him. Plus it was pink. Pink always hinders bicycle-riding abilities when you are a man. Unless you are Liberace. And your bike has a built-in piano. Now that's something I'd like to see on the way to work.
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