One-handed push ups?
That came out of left field
or right, depending
or right, depending
This came from a discussion with Anonymous, the coworker who wrote and gave me permission to post Yo, Yoda. I had absolutely nothing in the hopper for today, and I asked him if he had any ideas. First he said "What about Julia Roberts?" whom as we all know was trashed in yesterday's poem. Then he came up with one-handed push ups. Then he wrote the haiku and said, "Don't ever say I never did anything for you." Thank you so much Anonymous. Come to think of it, I haven't seen this coworker in quite a while; he works in another building and we only IM from time to time. I suppose I could actually be talking to some morbidly obese black woman named Jo-Jo that's hacked Anonymous's account, rather than some skinny super-tall white guy with a beard. Hmm, Jo-Jo, yes, I like that idea. Thank you so much Jo-Jo.
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