Seinfeld Man
He dressed like Seinfeld
Blue blazer, white tennis shoes
He owned Stooges films
This was a guy that I dated for a tiny amount of time a long time ago. I can't remember his name, but I called him Seinfeld because that's how he dressed—blue blazer, white tennis shoes and Levi jeans. He was really cute, he looked like James Spader before James Spader started looking like he had his face beaten with some soap in a sock, but he also had bowed legs and he wanted to live in Mexico and walk around nude on the beaches there. I guess I don't have to explain why this did not last very long. He owned 8mm films of The Three Stooges and this was one of the reasons I dated him. Yes, I am that shallow, but even the Stooges couldn't make me stick around. I wonder what Seinspader's face looks like these days...
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