Fat rounded body
Spindly, flailing insect legs
Plaid shirt makes it work
You ever wonder how people get through life looking the way they do? Look, I’ve had some spectacularly bad hair days, and from the time I was eight till I was about 25 I was just plain chubby, but I’ve never looked like a beetle in human form. I am the world’s biggest jerk for recognizing this in people and saying something about it, but it’s the truth. You’ve all seen people who look like birds and dogs and monkeys, and now, I’ve seen a man who resembles a beetle. Kafka would be so proud.
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