Broken Tooth Blues
Brushing teeth, then, fwink!
Tiny piece of tooth, broken
Crappy chew units
I was brushing my teeth this morning, when a tiny piece of one of my bottom molars broke off. I was and continue to be horrified. I grind my teeth when I sleep, so tiny fractures have made my teeth really weak, and this is the result. Thank the baby Jesus I am not in pain, because I don't get to go to the dentist until Monday. I think I might have all my teeth replaced with rubies. They wouldn't be as expensive as diamonds, they are second on the Mohs hardness scale, and they would scare the crap out of people when I smiled, showing a mouth full of faceted blood-red choppers. I also might be able to start a new trend among rappers, doing away with that tired gold grill thing.Totally the best idea I have ever had.
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