Brad Pitt
Married to broomsticks
Douchebag McGillicuddy
An acting liar
I truly believe that Brad Pitt's wife Angelina Jolie is nothing more than a couple of broomsticks lashed together and animated by some sort of Fantasia-type magic. Don't ask me how she gave birth, her children must all have splinters. And Douchebag McGillicuddy is my pet name for Brad. It's fitting, don't you think? My favorite part of this haiku is the last line, "An acting liar," because it can be read two ways. First that Brad is an actor and a liar, and second, Brad is the liar of the moment, like an "acting sheriff". I'm sure he's a lovely man, but you have to have someone to dislike, and Douchebag is the one for me.
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