Nessie Called
Loch Ness Monster called
Sounding much like Rip Taylor
The phone spewed glitter
The best part about this haiku is imagining the Loch Ness Monster calling from beneath the lake, busily chatting away while sporting a handlebar moustache and wearing a wacky toupee. I have no idea how his plesiosaur flipper is holding the phone, but then again, how did he put on the toupee? I so wish I could draw this.
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