Hedge Trimmers

Hedge Trimmers

Hedge trimmers buzz BUZZ
A companion all day long
Salvador sucks rope

Any time I take a day off, something like this happens. This just happened to be hedge trimming day, and dude had the damn trimmers going all day long. I should know this by now—any time I want a mental health day something is going to be happening on that day to make me need another mental health day very soon. Hedge trimmers, a wayward circus, a pack of wild dogs, crying third graders... the list goes on and on. I can't really blame Salvador, the man who does the lawn work around here. He's just doing his job. But today I would have told him he sucks rope.