Dixon Ticonderoga
Sharpening pencils...
Who has pencils to sharpen?
Automatic lead
Somebody in the next cube was sharpening pencils. A) Who even has regular pencils to sharpen? and B) Who has a full-fledged electric pencil sharpener? At work? Automatic pencils are one of the greatest joys of my life. They never get too short to use, they never have a blunt tip, and I suppose in a pinch they could be used to poke out an attacker's eye. "You're trying to get me Mr. Criminal-attacker-man? Click-click-click, BAM! Now how many eyes you got Mr. Criminal-attacker-man?" Seriously.
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