IHOP Drag Queen

IHOP Drag Queen

Well over six feet

Brett Sommers with testicles

Know she wasn't blind

I ate pancakes on the Fourth of July as an homage to this nation's greatness, beautiful delicious patriotic pancakes. While waiting for the cakes of magic to be delivered to my table, a rather large lady came in. A rather large blind lady. That was really a man. You know, I cannot complain one bit about my life; I was born into the right body. I may curse it at times for having worthless feet and grotesque thighs, but I know I am a woman and I like being one. What if you were born with the wrong junk? How awful would that be? Top it all off with being blind and that could make you a really miserable human. I think that Blind Man Brett Sommers wasn't really blind at all though, but just a really poorly-dressed drag queen that wanted scads of attention. She didn't really need the hostess to hold her by the hand and lead her in. She didn't really need the waitress to explain the items on the menu. That cane? An accessory! The big dark glasses? Theatrics! The skirt? Former drapes! I am so going to hell.