On Hiring a Sherpa

On Hiring a Sherpa

Must carry large things
Cannot smell like sour Yak milk
Informational

So I figure that when you hire a Sherpa to carry all your stuff around, you have to follow the above three rules. First of all, Mr. Sherpa has to be able to carry large things, or lots of little things, but he must know how to stack them so they are easy for him to carry and he won't be constantly dropping items. Second, it would be advisable that Mr. Sherpa did not smell like any form of yak or yak products—yak milk, yak butter, yak butt. Could you focus on your journey if Mr. Sherpa smelled like yak poop? No, no you could not. And lastly, Mr. Sherpa should be exceedingly polite and full of helpful information. He should say, "Yes sir," or, "No ma'am." "The hole in the ground where you pee is this way, Madam." "I believe that mountain goat is going to ram you in the testicles, sir." No one wants a Sherpa with a nasty disposition; most likely they won't want to carry your stuff anyway and will definitely let you know about it. Oh, and be sure to bring a few bags of Doritos along; once you gift a Sherpa with a bag of Doritos and they accept, they have to carry your stuff. And they owe you a couple of yaks. And their first born. If you don't want the first born, bring Fritos.