Spendthrift

Spendthrift

Debtor's prison looms

but I'll be the best dressed there

bedizened and broke

I love shopping. Love it. LOVE IT. But I am not a crazy person. I understand that when you purchase things, money will come out of your bank account, and then you'll have less of it to buy other things. Like a place to live. How awesome would it be if you didn't have to worry about such trivialities? If I had a never-ending supply of money, oh the things I could buy! I would purchase the finest white horse and have a horn surgically grafted to his head, making my own unicorn. I would hire Mel Gibson to make sandwiches for me and use the term "sugar tits" at least five times a day in my presence. I would sleep on a bed of baby ducks. But for now, I guess I better reel it back in so I can pay rent and eat a Wendy's salad every now and then.