Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The Kitten Ranch

The Kitten Ranch

Daydreams of ranching
fuzz kittens all in bow ties
Ting ting... din-din time!

Today I was having trouble concentrating at work because I was daydreaming about owning a kitten ranch. People would come from all over to dude on my ranch, where the hardest part of the job would be getting them all into bow ties for the formal din-din on Friday. Of course Saturday would be a picnic dinner with BBQ and pork and beans and fish heads. Afterwards would be play time with furry mice and feather toys and the laser beam pointers. Then everyone would purr their way into a blissful ball of sleeping fuzz, hundreds of little kitten heads snoozing away. Ahhh. I'm gonna make a mint.

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