Angelina at the 84th Oscars, or How to Stand Like a Lady When You are Made of Wood
Broomsticks stands askew
no one wants to see your cooch
Take it home to Brad
Jesus did you see Angelina at the Oscars? What the hell was wrong with her? First of all, another black dress. Second, it was slit up to her eyeballs and she stood in a very affected and odd manner so her 3-pound leg was out of the dress. When she walked out, seriously, you almost saw her vagina. And third, she had a strange wet sheen about her, like her makeup made especially for androids was running, or she had been out in a rainforest for the previous two hours hunting people. That bitch is crazy.
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