Monday, February 20, 2012

Robot of Fulfillment

Robot of Fulfillment

Tin bot granting joy
Sparks of bliss glow from within
Answers to "Pepper"

I think everyone needs a robot that is programmed to find them fulfillment. If I had one I would name it Pepper, which is a name usually reserved for female cats, but I think I could make it work. To get it to come in at night I would fill a little food bowl full of nuts and bolts and shake it on the front porch while calling, "Peeeeppperrrrr!" (Shake shake shake.) "Peeeeppperrrrr!" (Shake shake shake.) And then Pepper would come in and tell me that I am going on an all expenses-paid vacation and the guy that I like likes me too and he's going on the vacation with me and I also got a book deal and a movie deal and I won the lottery. Ahhh, fulfillment. Thank you Pepper.

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