Megalodon
O! Carcharodon!
You have swallowed my mind whole
I live inside you
Have I ever told you how much I love Megalodon? An extinct shark species that reached between 40 and 50 feet in length and had teeth the size of a man's hand. They could have swallowed a person whole (had they existed at the same time) and chewed on huge whales for fun and food. Can you imagine seeing one? I would simultaneously have a stroke and poop my scuba suit, and while I was in the warm glow of oxygen deprivation and fecal matter, Meg would open his mouth and usher me in to my new home. Until I was digested.
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