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Witch finger carrot
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The other day I found a baby carrot in a Jolly Green Giant baby carrot bag that looks exactly like a witch finger. It was so disturbing that I put it back into the bag, only to pull it out a second time at a later date. I put it back in the bag again and there it remains. This carrot has what looks like a finger nail and a twisted top interphalangeal joint. It horrifies me to think about it. What I don't understand is how the Jolly Green Giant let this little gem get into a bag for distribution. I would have thought it would have ended up on his necklace with the rest of the witch fingers.
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