If David Gest Starred in a House of Wax Remake, He'd Melt Before the End of the Film

If David Gest Starred in a House of Wax Remake, He'd Melt Before the End of the Film

Wax doll tongued Liza
Eyebrows better groomed than hers
Madame Tusseaud calls

David Gest is a grave concern of mine. I don't understand him/it at all. He seems modelled from wax and ready to melt away into nothingness at any moment, but before he does, I think he would be very capable of stealing into my bedroom at 3AM and sitting in a folding card table chair and just... waiting.