Wednesday, February 15, 2012

War of the Gargantuas

War of the Gargantuas

Corrupt green monster
fights kindly brown one, brothers
Death comes in Japan

So I guess I never really understood the plot of War of the Gargantuas, but then again I haven't seen it in about a hundred years. These two monsters were created in a lab from scraps of Frankenstein's monster, which explains why they have heads shaped like cereal boxes, but not why they have furry bodies. Unless a bear or marmoset was involved, but I don't think either was. Anyway, the evil green monster named Gaira for "sea" lives in the ocean and loves to snack upon the Japanese folk. The nice brown monster called Sanda for the mountains where he lives is always trying to get his brother to quit eating people. I don't see why they couldn't compromise and have a meatless Friday.

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