Starling Dusk
Starlings dance and swoop
in front of a bald-faced moon
Pink dusk frames the scape
Why do men have no asses? Most specifically, why is it that white men have no asses? I saw a guy at work today that literally had an indentation where his ass should have been. The pockets of his jeans were collapsing in on themselves whenever he took a step. When I finally saw his front side I thought he was a nice-looking fellow, but I can't imagine what he looks like naked. Is it just regular guy body and then... what? Like he was hit in the back side with a railroad tie? Like his ass area was chewed off by unhappy elves? Like California has floated off into the sea? And what is this assless guy sitting on anyway? How does that work?
Okay, okay, I have said enough about poor men who are missing an ass. I need a sandwich.
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