Sunday, February 19, 2012

Shut the Eff Up

Shut the Eff Up

Old man, shut your face
Make your old pie hole silent
Like this film we watch

I just saw The Artist, and it was brilliant. I thought I was home free in regards to noise makers sitting next to me but after the film started two old people wandered in and sat next to me. And talked. "Well how long has it been on? It must have started early." No old man, the movie did not start early, you got here late. "Can you see?" Yes old man, your wife can see perfectly. And after a particularly funny moment, "DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIE? IT'S GREAT!" I give the wife credit though because at this point she shushed him and reset his old man volume control. I would have just stabbed him in the face.

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