What a Crock
Double hue Croc crock
How did wife let this happen?
I would have slapped him
The other morning at the Starbucks, I saw a man wearing two different-colored Crocs. Honestly, I don't know where to begin with this. First of all, Crocs. Second, two different colors, green and maroon. Third, his wife or significant other was with him; how did she let this happen? Why didn't she say "NO!" and slap the chocolate bunnies out of him? And yes, you can assign what ever meaning you want to chocolate bunnies. He was a normal sort of human, nothing really remarkable about him, except when you got to his feet and you saw this affront happening in foam resin. Okay, I just went to the Crocs site and they have a shoe called the "Jackson Pollock Studio Clog." THE JACKSON POLLOCK STUDIO CLOG. I think I just developed an aneurism reading that. I need to go lie down.
The Jackson Pollock Studio Croc? The Jackson Pollock Studio Croc? You forced me to the site where I cried for a few minutes before venturing into the customer reviews and found this bon mot "Great fan of Jackson Pollock and this shoe would make him proud." Really? Does this person know anything about Jackson Pollock at all? Jackson would be proud? I think not, my sad friend, Jackson would see these shoes and crawl into a vat of whisky. What's that I hear...the four horsemen?
ReplyDelete