The Chicken Walk

The Chicken Walk

Watching chickens peck

Said my name is Jennifer

He said oh, oh, oh

Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that men are buffoons. If you are a man, I am sorry, there are no exceptions. If you are a women, well then you already know this little bit of information. On a walk earlier today I stopped to watch some chickens in a neighbor's yard. Fat lovely chickens. A man stopped too, ostensibly to talk to me, as I have seen him before in my neighborhood and he smiles at me often. So after a brief discussion about the delicious chickens, I introduced myself. He said, "Oh, oh, oh." And then he continued on about the chickens. Who doesn't give their name when introduced to someone? Men are dolts. The ones you want never want you, the ones who want you are are torn down, and the rest will never have the epiphany needed to figure out they are with the wrong person. Absolutely ridiculous. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back online to find the man of my dreams.