The Old and the Shirtless

The Old and the Shirtless

Old shirtless jogger

Please tuck your man teats inside

suitable garment

I went on a walk the other day at work and saw an older gent walking around without a shirt. Snow white hair, snow white socks, snow white shoes, debonair moustache, and sagging teats—some sort of ancient Douglas Fairbanks Jr. sans a button up. You would think someone so snazzy looking would want to show off something other than old man boobies, like a neatly knotted cravat and a sleek blazer. But the awesome thing about getting old is that you get to do what you want and no one gets to say anything. Except in a blog. Behind your old man back.