Fancy Shoe Spider War of 2012
Inside fancy shoes
Spiders will dance joyously
until the insult...
A friend at work bought some shoes that she believes are so awesome and magical they will cause all the spiders in her house to come out and nest in them. I imagine that the spiders will have cotillions inside the shoes when they are not being worn, but the pattern of four spider couples dancing will cause much consternation, as there will be 64 legs flailing, 32 of them in petticoats. After a regrettable incident between a French country spider insulting a Vienna court spider, there will be an all out spider war, and the shoes will be lost in the resulting battles. You know this is totally going to happen, right? Fancy Shoe Spider War of 2012. Get ready.
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