My What Pretty Eyes You Have

My What Pretty Eyes You Have

My eyes change color
So you have chromataphores?
Um, they change color

This is written for all the douchebags that say, "Oh yes, my eyes change color." No, no they don't. It is physically impossible for your eyes to change color. They may appear to change color, as mine do when I wear green or grey or blue, but you do not possess chromataphores—the pigment cells that make metachrosis possible. That's right, I am dropping the polysyllabic scientific bombs up in here. You better recognize.