Movie Madness

Movie Madness

Am I in your way?

I can't see through you, I said

He lumbered off, mad

Again, I opened my mouth and out came something that was better left unsaid. I went to the movies last night and 20 minutes in, a really tall guy came in and sat in front of me. I said, "Hmm." My friend said, "If you move one over can you see?" I said, "Well then I am not sure the kids behind me can see." That's when my new best friend turned around and asked his question. He actually asked this of my friend, and my friend just smiled broadly and waited, because he knew I would answer. I really didn't mean it to come out in such a harsh way, I just meant that he was really tall I couldn't see over him. What he heard was, "Hey pal, you came in 20 minutes late and you're 9 feet tall and I am only 5' 3" on a good day, so why don't you move your big-ass head and your big-ass body to another seat so I can see the movie that I paid good money to see. Oh and next time try to be here when the movie starts dumb ass." Okay, that's what I meant, but sheesh, some people are so sensitive.