Ridin' Dirty

Ridin' Dirty

Granny's bicycle morphed
G bumpin' The Humpty Dance
Kickers in basket

What can top this? Nothing I tell you. I was coming out of Walgreen's and I heard "The Humpty Dance" seemingly coming from all directions. I looked around to see what Cadillac Escalade was playing the song, and I saw this dude on a motorized three-wheel granny bicycle, rolling across the street blasting music from the huge speakers wedged in his granny bicycle basket. I was wholly mesmerized. He had his arm propped over the handlebars like they were the steering wheel of the coolest low-rider ever. He drove on into the strip mall lot and then parked on the sidewalk, got off his ride and went into Dotty's Bar. I am still transfixed by the memory. Thank you Jesus for letting me see this amazing thing.