Troll Mouth
Photos show troll mouth
Tiny lips pursed, waiting for?
Fat goats to digest
I saw a photo of me taken quite recently, and it shows that I have troll mouth. Always, troll mouth. What is troll mouth you ask? Well, it looks like I might have a mouth full of marbles, or goat parts, or that I am trying to keep my teeth from falling out. When I break out of troll mouth, I have a lopsided smirk. I'm waiting for these two styles of smiling to merge so I can be pictured with a lopsided troll smirk. I have painted such a pretty picture of myself lately, haven't I? I have a troll mouth, mummy hands, and a new form of dwarfation where my head is realistically too small to support human brain function. When I am done with my self deprecation, I am going to draw a self portrait with all my awesome features. I know, it's like, hurry up and draw right?
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