Haunted

Haunted

Haunted house haunts me
The children so ovoid, scared
Witch hat eludes all

When I was little I had a Weeble Wobble Haunted House. It had two very frightened weeble children, a weeble ghost that glowed in the dark, and a weeble witch with a removable hat. It even had a handle, so you could be a child on the go with your haunted house. For some reason as of late, I have become a bit obsessed with purchasing one of these childhood treasures. I am watching them on eBay. I probably won't buy one, because I don't know how that whole bidding thing works, and there is most likely some fat guy in Iowa that wants one just because. And he'll know how to bid. And he'll stay up all night to do it. Stupid fat guy in Iowa.