Action Elders
Waxy, plastic skin
perfect teeth spit crazy lines
age hidden with dye
I saw the Expendables 2 tonight, and it was glorious! They did this second one way more tongue in cheek and it was great, but the main actors look so damn... bizarre. You can't tell how old they are because they are all dyed and surgeried and have bright shiny new teeth, but they somehow look off. Like maybe they are copies of themselves, but copies that have somehow been corrupted. Sylvester Stallone is 66, Arnold Schwarzenegger is 65, and Chuck Norris is 72! The copies are just plain old. And while Jean-Claude Van Damme is only 51, he looks crazy weird, like he has severe allergies and his eyes are in a permanent stage of pouf. It didn't matter though, because I paid full price like a sucker to see these elders shoot the shit out of things and by God, I loved every minute of the movie.
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