The Mortification

The Mortification

Giving birth groaning

No regular bathroom sounds

Then, she belched. Two times.

In the bathroom at work, I heard a woman in the next stall groaning. I thought, well, she's really having a hard time passing that poo. Then the groaning got a bit more intense and I felt really uncomfortable, because it sounded less like the grunting associated with pinching a loaf and far more like sexy sex moans. On a toilet. At work. But then the unseen groaner kicked it up a notch by belching. I was mortified! How dare she eructate behind a closed door inside a stall where one should only get rid of liquid and solid waste! Why the nerve! I was really hoping that the moaner would come out of the stall before I left the bathroom so I would know her identity, but she was still groaning when I left. On a toilet. At work.