Jeff, the Hot Pharmacist
O! Hot pharmacist!
Cure my ailments with tinctures
of love and crazed sex
My pharmacist at Fred Meyers is hot. Super hot. But I think it would be some sort of infraction if I said, "Hey Jeff, you're really hot." How do I get past that? Is there some sort of time out I can call? TIME OUT! "Uh yes Jeff, you are just my type with your tallness and your brown eyes and your beautiful hands, can we perhaps have extremely zealous monkey sex sometime soon?" TIME IN! "Uh no sir, I have not taken that medication before, what are its side effects?"
Bake Jeff a pie! You just learned how do that. Put on your angora cartigan with the pearl buttons and your kitten heels, and then, while handing Jeff the steaming dessert, ask him to help you adjust your wellness plan (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
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