The Jersey Kerfuffle
She got in his face
She said, "Don't touch me again,"
Chagrinned, he looked down
There was a couple sitting next to me and my mother at the Jersey Boys, and I noticed the guy turned around and said something to the lady behind him more than once. I thought he was telling her to pipe down, which I am a huge proponent of doing, because she wouldn't shut her yapper. But at the beginning of the intermission, this lady came out of her seat and got right in this guy's face and said something to the effect of "You will NEVER never touch me again" and "You know what I'm talking about don't you?" I have no idea what brought this altercation on, and I still can't believe it happened; Practically everyone there was over the age of 60, and it was a matinee for Christ's sake! Needless to say I did not tell the woman behind me to stop crinkling her wrapper for fear she would throttle me at the end of the show. But I did give her the stink eye. A really big stink eye.
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