Jack Dooty
Dear gentle readers
Haiku-wise, I have jack shit
Excuse this faux pas
Usually an idea will strike, something I saw earlier in the day or something said will spark a lovely haiku and its magical explanation, but tonight I got jack dooty. My most humble and heart felt apologies, especially after today when some friends spoke so highly of my blog. I am a monster, don't look at me.
I just wanted to bring to your attention that the roving tampon is currently in stall three. If I had a pen on me (perhaps wrapped in a cardboard tube?) I would have written "Hey, Jen."
ReplyDeletePerhaps we could bedazzle it and use it as a glamor baton to pass between stalls. Or not.
I vote for the glamor baton. Please!
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