Purse Pal

Purse Pal

Symbiotic twin
One in every large satchel
will hand you a pen

My mom and I were at dinner tonight, and several times through out she dug through her purse to find something. I said, "We could get a discarded symbiotic twin and put it in your purse; it could hand you your pen or your glasses. You wouldn't have to dig through your bag." She looked at me blankly, which is her signal letting me know that she didn't quite catch what I said. I enunciated, "Symbiotic twin." She started laughing and said, "I thought you said symbiotic toilet." I think I am on to something though; I would call them "Purse Pals", and they could be like Cabbage Patch Kids, only they would be alive, and would require a bit of care. And of course they would have to have some sort of appendage so they could hand you stuff from the bottom of your purse. It wouldn't necessarily have to be and arm with a hand, it could just be a grasping nub. Just so long as it could hand you stuff.